Now?

Are the Olympics ® over yet? Now? How about now?

Some Thoughts

Once we've earned our keep, we'd like to keep our earns.

In retail, there are no givens, only solds.

If Michael Jackson's® doctor is being prosecuted, why wasn't Elvis Presley's®?

A text is just a txt ...

Recently, someone mentioned hands-free texting, which I understand to mean voice-activated texting.

The sender speaks the message into his/her phone, and the receiver gets a text message.

The beauty of this is that, even if the speech-recognition software isn't perfect, the receiver will still get a message that resembles dood, im sndng u a txt msg!

Have Nots

As much as chickens don't have fingers, fish don't have sticks.

Callous Aforethought

I took out my guitar last week, tuned it, and played one of my own original compositions, titled "Ow, Ow, Ow ... I Have No Callouses ... Ow, Ow."

I Wonder

I wonder whether airlines is short for error lines.

Cliché Speak III

Brian Cashman®, again, [again]:

Yankees® general manager Brian Cashman said, he didn't intend to add another "high-end player" with "dollars attached on a large scale."

Kranz?

Liederkranz is an "extinct" cheese, the last batch of which was made in 1985.

If Liederkranz means "a wreath of song," does Franklinkranz mean Aretha Franklin?

Happy Birthday!!

Today is my Mom's 90th Birthday!

90th!!!!

Happy Birthday, Mom!!

Love ya, Mom!!

Soupy ®

R.I.P Soupy Sales ® , born Milton Supman on Jan. 8, 1926, in Franklinton, N.C., where his was the only Jewish family in town. His parents, owners of a dry-goods store, sold sheets to the Ku Klux Klan ® .

I Hear(d) a Symphony

I was listening to Beethoven's ® Quantum Physics Symphony ®. Everybody sing, "All dimensions, all dimensions, all dimensions ..."

Baskets

In this garbage strike economy, don't put all your bags in one exit!

Strike One

There's a garbage strike in Toronto ®. Too bad that the TV and music industries aren't having one!

Salad days

I'm glad that my wife brought home some salad fixin's - there's nothing worse than a broken salad!"

WBC ® II

Congratulations to the Japanese ® team on defending their WBC ® championship!

Who?

I don't know who Sasha Fierce ® is. I prefer Chaka Calm ®.

I'm NOT It!

I will not be playing Taser ® Tag!

Coo!

To those who think that a Parliamentary ® coalition would be a coup, spend the quarter and buy a clue!

Banned!

I see Winter coming, and I'm listening to my favourite band, Coldplace ®.

November 11th

Happy Rememberance Day to Everyone!