World Cup

Hurray, hurray! It's Soccer World Cup time! Another one-trick sport dominates the airwaves.

And, the Stanley Cup lasts well into June, and Canadian football starts soon. Oh ... let's not forget poker; an FSN ad referred to a tournament with all the "Poker Royalty" in attendance!

Poker players, billionaires, celebrities, supermodels, chefs, soccer players, home renovators, bounty hunters ... the people of North America are so lucky that we will never run out of asses to kiss!

Gimme a Bee

Our sports networks are at it again! Poker, World's Biggest Cigar, Celebrity Dancing, and now ... televised Spelling Bee!!

Next? Celebrity Spelling Bee: "Cat? Could you use it in a sentence, please?"