Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Kranz?

Liederkranz is an "extinct" cheese, the last batch of which was made in 1985.

If Liederkranz means "a wreath of song," does Franklinkranz mean Aretha Franklin?

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Happy Birthday!!

Today is my Mom's 90th Birthday!

90th!!!!

Happy Birthday, Mom!!

Love ya, Mom!!

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Soupy ®

R.I.P Soupy Sales ® , born Milton Supman on Jan. 8, 1926, in Franklinton, N.C., where his was the only Jewish family in town. His parents, owners of a dry-goods store, sold sheets to the Ku Klux Klan ® .

Sunday, July 05, 2009

I Hear(d) a Symphony

I was listening to Beethoven's ® Quantum Physics Symphony ®. Everybody sing, "All dimensions, all dimensions, all dimensions ..."

Friday, June 26, 2009

Baskets

In this garbage strike economy, don't put all your bags in one exit!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Strike One

There's a garbage strike in Toronto ®. Too bad that the TV and music industries aren't having one!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Salad days

I'm glad that my wife brought home some salad fixin's - there's nothing worse than a broken salad!"

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

WBC ® II

Congratulations to the Japanese ® team on defending their WBC ® championship!

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Who?

I don't know who Sasha Fierce ® is. I prefer Chaka Calm ®.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

I'm NOT It!

I will not be playing Taser ® Tag!

Monday, December 08, 2008

Coo!

To those who think that a Parliamentary ® coalition would be a coup, spend the quarter and buy a clue!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Banned!

I see Winter coming, and I'm listening to my favourite band, Coldplace ®.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

November 11th

Happy Rememberance Day to Everyone!

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Happy Birthday!

Today is my Mom's 89th birthday.

Happy Birthday, Mom!!

Love ya!!

Monday, October 20, 2008

Post-season ® in the Clubhouse ®

I wonder why they chill the champagne ® before they pour it over their heads.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

What's My Line ®?

"I used to be a computer guy."

"Can we see 2 pieces of IT?"

Thursday, September 11, 2008

September 11th

Once again, let us put aside a few minutes to remember the innocents who were executed on this day in 2001 for the crime of being American, without trial or evidence or representation by counsel. My condolences to the families and friends of these victims, and to the world that is suffering the ongoing consequences of these crimes against humanity

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Cliché Speak II

Brian Cashman®, again:

"We'll see how it comes out," Yankees® general manager Brian Cashman said. "Coming in, a lot of things make sense and they don't necessarily play out that way. We'll just see how it all looks when we put it together and see it in front of us."

Monday, December 31, 2007

Happy New Year !

Happy New Year to all!!

We live in interesting times.

Friday, December 28, 2007

Why Does God Need a Starship?

In 1989, William Shatner® developed the initial storyline for and directed the rather forgettable Star Trek V: The Final Frontier®.

In this film, Spock's® half-brother, Sybok®, seizes control of the Enterprise®, so he can reach a mythical planet named Sha Ka Ree®, where a mysterious, presumably God-like entity awaits.

Claiming to be God, the entity asks Sybok and the Enterprise crew how they got to the planet. When told about the Enterprise, it demands passage aboard the ship in order to leave the planet to spread his Word to the rest of the Universe.

The movie would be completely forgettable were it not for Captain Kirk's® asking the entity, "Why does God need a starhip?"

Whenever any person or organization claims to speak for God, ask a similar question. "Why does God need you to speak for Him [or Her]?"