Sunday, October 28, 2007

Books V

These books might be of interest to you:


  • Rickles' Book, a memoir by Don Rickles

  • Soulsville, U.S.A. : the Story of Stax Records, by Rob Bowman

  • This is Your Brain on Music : the Science of a Human Obsession, by Daniel J. Levitin



I especially recommend the Levitin book to anyone who has even the slightest interest in music!

Sham Pain

In postseason baseball, when a team has a chance to clinch a League Championship or a World Series, columnists report that the champagne is on ice in the clubhouse.

Why?

If the team does win, the players make their way to the clubhouse, open bottles, and spray each other and the [now plastic-covered] walls, and pour champagne over each other and the coaches and managers and the reporters and commentators. Why ice the champagne if no one is going to drink it?

Thursday, October 25, 2007

D N A!     D N A!

James Dewey Watson is an American molecular biologist, best known as one of the co-discoverers of the structure of DNA.

In 1953, based on X-ray diffraction images taken by Rosalind Franklin, Watson and Francis Crick suggested what is now accepted as the first accurate model of DNA structure in the journal Nature. Experimental evidence for their model was published in a series of five articles in the same issue of Nature. Of these, Franklin and Raymond Gosling's paper was the first publication of X-ray diffraction data that supported the Watson and Crick model. This issue also contained an article on DNA structure by Maurice Wilkins and his colleagues.

In 1962, after Franklin's death, Watson, Crick, and Wilkins jointly received the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine. However, speculation continues on who should have received credit for the discovery, as it was based on Franklin's data.

So, Watson scored the Nobel Prize, and Rosalind Franklin became a footnote. Now, 45 years later, all James Watson had to do was keep his mouth shut, and his place in history would have been secure. Instead, he recently made statements about possible links between race and intelligence. He was quoted in an article for the Sunday Times Magazine, published on October 14, 2007, that he is "inherently gloomy about the prospect of Africa" because "all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours – whereas all the testing says not really."

As a result the London Science Museum cancelled a talk that Watson was scheduled to give on October 19, 2007. The museum spokesperson stated that, "We feel Dr. Watson has gone beyond the point of acceptable debate and we are, as a result, cancelling his talk." Additionally, the Board of Trustees of Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory suspended Dr. Watson's administrative responsibilities in response to the comments, according to a public statement posted on the laboratory's website. The University of Edinburgh also withdrew the invitation to Dr Watson to the "DNA, Dolly and Other Dangerous Ideas: The Destiny of 21st Century Science" Enlightenment Lecture on October 22, 2007.

Watson later apologized "unreservedly" and was quoted as being "mortified" for the comments attributed to him, stating, "I cannot understand how I could have said what I am quoted as having said. I can certainly understand why people, reading those words, have reacted in the ways they have," he said.

Following the controversy that ensued, Watson resigned from Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory, where he served as Director and later as Chancellor, on October 25, 2007.

I wonder how anybody could be so stupid as to hold, and publicly state, such ignorant views in the 21st century. I'd like to think that Rosalind Franklin had the last laugh.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Headlines for a Slow News Day #1

WMD Revisited

Today in Iraq, US security contractors found this artifact:



Authorities are debating whether to call in UN inspectors to verify the discovery of Weapons of Mashed Potatoes!

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Not a Morning Person?

I worked in IT for over 20 years. The only part that I really hated was getting up in the morning.

Every morning, Monday to Friday, I'd leave the house, and experience the fresh air, the sense of a start to a new day, and all that other positive stuff. Then, I'd board the bus for work, and spend the rest of the day indoors, breathing indoor air, working in a cubicle or an office or, on one contracting job, a store room, eating in a food court. It was all at least as good as it sounds.

Now that I've retired - surrendered? - I've discovered the early morning walk. At 7:00 AM - sometimes earlier, sometimes later - on those days when I'm awake, I grab my MP3 player and my headphones, and I go for a walk.

There's an interesting morning community out there. Some people are walking their dogs, some running, some going to work or school. And ... the air is fresher, the day is brighter, the music is great!

Then I go back to bed.

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Soft On ... Hard On

There's going to be an election in Ontario very soon, and that means that it's time for candidates and leaders to utter those most dishonest and distasteful words "Soft on crime, soft on terrorism, soft on ... whatever!"

A political opponent is always soft on something, while the speaker is hard on something. Think "You don't want a tougher Patriot Act? Aren't you a patriot? Are you soft on terrorism?" and transfer the setting to Ontario or Canada.

These words are utterly meaningless! They are emotionally-charged catchphrases meant to bring about distrust in voters and hesitation in political rivals! They are the equivalent of "Do you beat your wife before or after dinner?"

These are not black and white issues. For instance, if a candidate doesn't support the hiring of hundreds of police officers or the implementation of some lame security scheme, is he or she soft on crime or terrorism or garbage collection or whatever? Probably not!

When you hear a politican utter these words, run!

Monday, October 01, 2007

On the Outside ... Phoning In

There is a daily radio show called Prime Time Sports®, hosted by Bob McCown®. I don't listen to it or its TV version, because I don't get the point of talk radio or phone-in radio or whatever.

What I do watch is televised baseball, and there have been several commercials on TV for McCown's show, most of which revolve around his addressing the TV audience, sharing his unique viewpoint concerning his listeners. In my favourite one of these ads, he talks about being rude to his callers, saying, "I don't call them; they call me."

This is how I feel about anyone who calls my home. A lot of people presuppose a social contract, in which we all agree to be polite to anyone who calls us. I never signed that contract. I consider such calls to be an invasion of my privacy.

Telemarketers, charitable donation solicitors, and others who introduce themselves, and want to know how I am, get very little of my time. I worked the phones for a market research company many years ago. Callers: I feel your pain - well, actually, I felt your pain - I don't want to be reminded of it. Don't call me.

For many years, I worked as a programmer/analyst, and received a lot of calls from headhunters - mostly when I was employed; rarely when I was looking for work. On one particular occasion, about ten years into my 'career,' some guy called me and went into his routine. I cut him short, and told him that I'd contact him if I needed his services.

He proceeded to lecture me on the fact that, if I wanted to get anywhere in the IT business, I should not alienate people like him. Too easy! I told him that, if he wanted to get anywhere in the headhunter business, he should not alienate people like me.

I didn't call you; you called me.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Water, Water Everywhere

[Another] Summer is winding down, and that means one last barbecue, one last ...

Anyway, we have only one grade of water in Ontario, and that's drinking water. So, I was wondering what the heck is with watering lawns for hours at a time? Grass isn't even a crop - it's an ornament, especially around condos and apartment buildings. Some people have decided that it's a good idea to spray drinking water on ornamental lawns for hours at a time. Is it me, or ...

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

September 11th

It is time to put aside a few minutes to remember the innocents who were executed on this day in 2001 for the crime of being American, without trial or evidence or representation by counsel. My condolences to the families and friends of these victims, and to the world that is suffering the ongoing consequences of these crimes against humanity.

Monday, September 10, 2007

WEBC

Congratulations to all those who participated in the Weekend to End Breast Cancer, this past Saturday and Sunday, walking up to 60 KM to raise money for research towards finding a cure for Breast Cancer, and to show solidarity with victims and potential victims of this horrible disease!

Congratulations to my wife for completing the walk, and raising nearly $4500!

Friday, August 31, 2007

Happy Birthday!

Today is Theodore's birthday.

Happy Birthday, Theodore!

I love you!

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Ouch!!

Ouch





Five runs in the fourth inning.

Nine runs in the sixth.

Ten runs in the eighth.

Six runs in the ninth.

The Texas Rangers became the first Major League baseball team in 110 years to score 30 runs in a game, setting an American League record Wednesday (yesterday) in a 30 - 3 rout of the Baltimore Orioles.

Well!

lassy mogs
A national food brand - OK, it's President's Choice® - now sells a cookie called Lassy Mogs™. The name derives from "lassy," molasses, and "mog," a small, low-rising cake. This delicacy, and its name, originate from Atlantic Canada.

These cookies are out of this world! I recommend them without hesitation. I also recommend them with coffee!

There is no connection to Lassie®, although I keep wanting to ask, "Mog, has Timmy fallen down the well?"

From Wikipedia: All "Lassies" have been male, playing a female character. The female collie loses her coat at least once a year, making it unsuitable for use year-round. Also, the male is larger and a child actor can play opposite the dog for a longer period of time.

Lassie
But I digress ... cookies ... try 'em ASAP!

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Forest for the Trees

Until today, when the guys from Grasshoppers® worked their magic, we've let our back yard go [to hell], and the weeds have been really enormous.

Recently, we saw a little bird hopping around with a look on his face that said, "This forest wasn't on the map!"

Birds arriving later will no doubt think, "What forest?"


The most audacious visitors to Weedland were a family of raccoons, whom we repeatedly drove off with loud music from the radio. They didn't appreciate the rap station any more than we did, but a rock station was the one that combined music we could listen to with volume that they couldn't endure.

No birds or raccoons were harmed in this blogpost.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Happy!

My good friend Carrie married her man Glenn today.

She was, and is, a beautiful bride.

Congratulations - mazel tov - Carrie and Glenn!

In other news, my lovely wife sang an 18th century Italian love song at the wedding ceremony.

Saturday, August 04, 2007

The Religious Wrong

I'm reading The Republican War on Science© by Chris Mooney.

It talks of the "cynical collusion of special business interests with the anti-intellectualism of the religious right."

"In the White House and the US Congress, research findings are reported in a politicized manner, spun or distorted to fit the speaker's agenda or, when they're too inconvenient, ignored entirely. Federal science agencies are increasingly staffed by political appointees who know industry lobbyists and evangelical activists far better then they know the science."

"This is not purely a Bush administration phenomenon, but it is largely a Republican phenomenon, born of a conservative dislike of environmental, health, and safety regulation, and of evolution and legalized abortion."

"[Ronald] Reagan fail[ed] to acknowledge and speak out about the AIDS epidemic until 1987, at least in part out of deference to religious conservatives in his administration ... who recoiled at the notion of educating children about safe sex and condoms."

More to come ...

By the way, saying that sex education and condoms cause people to have sex is like saying that seat belts cause car accidents.

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Say What?

I had a manager who was fond of the phrase "having said that." This always meant that he was about to contradict himself, but it was OK because he had entered a plea of "having said that." Sometimes, for variety I guess, he would say "that being said" or "that having been said."

Another manager liked to say "going forward." I presumed that he was confirming the direction of time's arrow, in case Stephen Hawking hadn't brought enough weight to bear on that subject.

When I programmed for the Sales and Marketing Group at another company, the manager introduced a new project, and told us what had to happen at "end of day." "End of day ?" I thought. "I'm just learning to say 'bottom line!'"

The management at the last place that I worked for used the phrase "push back." I guessed that it was about sexual positions, and decided not to get involved.

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Happy Birthday!

Today is my lovely wife's birthday.

Happy Birthday, Ramona!

I love you more than ever!

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Had 'nough?

Background:
e-mail, e-commerce, e-talk

Customers are being overwhelmed by a flood of ebusinesses, according to Lou Gerstner, chief executive of IBM.

Gerstner surprised delegates at Telecom 99 by saying that the multitude of ecommerce startups are making ebusiness more confusing for customers, rather than more efficient.

"There are already so many ebusinesses vying for your attention. Etoys, Etrade, Eshoes, Ebay... soon we'll all be crying e-nough," he said.

In 2000, IBM said e-nough.

imac, ipod, iphone

I've had i-nough

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Flak Day II

The Los Angeles Dodgers® have agreed to review a stadium policy that bans the waving of national banners after security attempted to confiscate a Canadian® flag from an expat fan during the June 9th game between the Jays® and Dodgers®.

The brouhaha started June 9 when a group of Canadian fans got tossed from a Dodgers game for waving the Maple Leaf® during the California club's game against the Toronto Blue Jays.

The Dodgers, it seems, have a policy restricting all flags, banners and oversized posters in the stands.

"I think they got slammed," Pembroke's Lee Fraser, the owner of the flag and president of Canadians Abroad®, said of the aftermath of the controversy. The group's website was flooded with traffic and Fraser received hundreds of angry emails after the incident was reported in the Toronto Star®.

A week later, fans waving a Taiwanese® flag got the same 'lose it or leave' treatment from stadium security.

In light of the two incidents, the Dodgers announced yesterday they are rethinking their policy. Said Dodgers PR director Josh Rawitch®: "We are reviewing our policy on permitting flags into the stadium to try and help fans show pride for their home country."

The Dodgers have offered to treat the members of Canadians Abroad who were at the park that night to another game. Once there, they will meet with the Dodgers' Toronto®-born catcher Russell Martin®.

The nearby Oakland A's® have gone a step farther, inviting one of the group's members, Tammy Laverty of Ottawa®, to perform both national anthems at a future game.

Fraser expressed satisfaction at the result and hopes that a review of the ban has resulted in a new set of rules.

"The most important thing is that this bone-headed policy is repealed," he said.

For this, let's applaud the Dodgers brass. Common sense has won out on this day.

While teams must worry about insurance and safety concerns, you can't turn the stands into a library. Imagine trying to pull that move at an English Premier League soccer game?

Attending sporting events in North America is, compared to much of the rest of the world, a safe outing, and letting fans cheer on their countrymen poses no real hazard