Friday, January 29, 2010

Have Nots

As much as chickens don't have fingers, fish don't have sticks.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Callous Aforethought

I took out my guitar last week, tuned it, and played one of my own original compositions, titled "Ow, Ow, Ow ... I Have No Callouses ... Ow, Ow."

Sunday, January 17, 2010

I Wonder

I wonder whether airlines is short for error lines.