Sunday, May 27, 2007

24/7 = 3.4285714285714285714285714285714

I'm really not a fan of clichés and shortcuts. The cool-belonging verbal-laziness of 24/7 and triple w [how hard is it to say 'www'?] makes me want to puke!

So, in that vein, I offer some shortcuts to avoid:

  1. 24/6: The orthodox Jewish businessman offers customer support and service 24/6.

  2. 24/7: It's not equal to Π - that's approximately 22/7.

  3. 24/8: The clichéing of the Beatles' song Eight Days a Week.



For those who keep track, the values are:

  1. 4

  2. 3.4285714285714285714285714285714

  3. 3

Friday, May 25, 2007

Happy Birthday!

Today is my brother's 56th birthday.

Happy Birthday, Mark!

Love ya.

Saturday, May 05, 2007

Season of the Which?

A mere five weeks into baseball, the sports networks are starting to advertise the upcoming football season. To paraphrase Tom Hanks, "There's no football in baseball!"